youre lurking in front of me
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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