no. you can't hotbox the world.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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