it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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