You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Randomize