There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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