Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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