you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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