I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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