She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
