Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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