dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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