we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize
