And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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