I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize