...so i touched it.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Randomize
