we have pet lesbian snakes
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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