Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize