i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Randomize
