Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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