I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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