I didn't shave. On purpose
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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