Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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