ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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