Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Randomize
