we're blogging at a bar
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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