I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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