Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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