I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
The air taste purple.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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