Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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