So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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