Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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