Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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