Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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