Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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