3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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