Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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