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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i came on her dog
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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