how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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