the new term for farting is butt boxing.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Randomize
