the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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