$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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