If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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