wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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