that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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