Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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