hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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