I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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