My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize
