Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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