I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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