she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I'm passing your future prison.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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