Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize