I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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