His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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