I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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