Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Everyone says I win the strip club
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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