Life is so much better after having sex.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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