But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
she looked like the before picture.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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