i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
You were trust falling into bushes
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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