Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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