is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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